A filthy pig is a filthy pig

Laying in bed ignoring the pathetic pigs that are begging for my attention. Don't you pigs understand my time is precious. I do not owe your pathetic lives any recognition. The mere fact that I've allowed you to serve me should be prize enough. It is an honor. Those who fail to see that will not do well under my ruling. Yet those who yearn for even a moment, should know my time is bought. You need to prove you're worthy of my time. Anything I could be doing would be better than wasting it with you and yet for the right tribute to the Queen, I can acknowledge your filthy life. I am here to empty your pockets, and the Queen can sometimes be a generous Queen but you earn that. Until then you are all the same with a line of replacements at my feet waiting for you to fuck up. I do not give second chances so tread my waters carefully.

Now show your praise to the glorious Queen and send me MY money you filthy pigs!

The Queen has spoken.